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red-mercer:

ovenroastedtwerkey:

midnightssea:

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The original tweet is the corniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen

A. They’re not gonna tip you, periodt. So already the $10mil is looking better.

B. They’re not gonna talk to you, so any “business advice” you thought was gonna be worth more than $10mil, that’s null and void, aint happening.

C. Here’s the real secret of their “success”; they’re all bad people. That’s literally it. They’re willing to lie, steal, cheat, bully, oppress, rape, etc to get what they want, and their appetites are never sated, so they never stop lying, cheating, etc. You don’t get that kind of money through hard honest work. If you’re willing to be a big enough piece of shit, you could easily be one of these guys.

So yeah, if someone’s offering that choice, get it in writing and stay the hell away from these creeps.

But if you’re serving them you can poison the food

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nutsacktorturer:

yaoihands:

Guys please reply to this with what your url means or references I’m really curious

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ampervadasz:

Unmute !

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(Source: shihoran)

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xenosagaepisodeone:

xenosagaepisodeone:

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my sister sent me this on discord because she’s been obsessed with king of the hill lately and i’m taken aback by the tasteful homoeroticism in this composition

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boomhauer and dale been fucking that long ⁉️⁉️⁉️

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xldkx:

dogsill:

i can safely say that this shocked me

that horse said “y'all imma take five. i’ll be in my trailer”

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yoshifruit:

betagrove:

yoshifruit:

devilmns:

devilmns:

character playlists aren’t for songs a character would listen to they are for songs that remind me of the character

“x wouldn’t listen to this” yeah no shit this is for when i want to listen to my shitty songs and think about my favorite little characters

Speak for yourself. I think Rouge the Bat would love my Rouge playlist. Every time I found a smooth jazz, acid jazz, nu jazz, or jazz house song that fit her style, I thought “damn Rouge would love this,” and added them to a playlist, specifically for her to listen to.

Okay. Well Rouge the Bat isn’t real. So I don’t think she’s gonna listen to that.

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